Chad Fires Back at Fake Girlfriend Accusations, Claims Six-Figure WABC Deal
Chad is accused of inventing a fake girlfriend and being a failed 51-year-old comic, but fires back by claiming he has a six-figure syndication contract with WABC radio.
The segment features a heated and deeply personal confrontation where Chad is relentlessly accused of inventing a fake girlfriend. The accuser challenges him to produce photographic evidence, stating, "You don't have a girlfriend. You have a fake girlfriend... Everyone who has a girlfriend has pictures of them with [them]." Chad defends himself by claiming the relationship was real but they broke up, and directs his detractors to scroll through his Facebook photos to find proof of his past relationships. The argument quickly escalates into attacks on Chad's comedy career and age. The accuser mocks his ambitions, stating, "You're 51 trying to get this dream of being a comic. Don't you understand you are over the limit of being a successful comic?" Chad fiercely claps back at the career insults by boasting about his current radio success, declaring, "I AM ALREADY. I'M SYNDICATED WITH A six figure contract from WABC radio." The hostility reaches a boiling point when one of the participants expresses deep, unfiltered animosity. They state, "I was out of my mind at that time and I hated you and I still do. You're a piece of [] I don't think I'm ever going to like you... I really do believe the place the world would be a better place without you in it. You're such a negative person." The segment concludes with a brief mention of Ethan Ralph and the Killstream, which Chad dismisses, stating he doesn't "deal with retards."