FKA Mammy Confesses to Secret Affair with Vince the Lawyer
"I give him a 10 for girth and a 10 for length." — FKA Mammy
In a shocking twist of Dabbleverse romance, the creator formerly known as FKA Mammy (Dee) has confessed to having a physical affair with Vince the Lawyer. The news first leaked after Dee reportedly made confessions to several people while in Atlantic City. The situation escalated when she called into Patrick Melton's show to confirm the rumors were true, much to the disbelief of the community. Vince the Lawyer is a controversial figure known for his constant "works" and trolling, which led Karl to immediately suspect the entire affair might be a staged event. Vince frequently mentions his family and wife on air, making a legitimate affair particularly scandalous. However, Karl noted, "Whenever Vince is attached to something I just question it because that guy never tells the truth about anything." The details became graphic when Dee began answering chat questions about Vince's physical attributes. Patrick Melton called her out for the shift from being upset the news leaked to openly "complimenting this tiny little man's dick size." When asked for specifics, Dee reportedly stated, "I give him a 10 for girth and a 10 for length." Karl reacted with skepticism, wondering if she was just "loopy" or if they were in on a lie together. The status of this story is suspicious. While Dee continues to insist the affair was real and that she didn't mean for it to leak, the WATP hosts remain unconvinced. Karl offered Dee a chance to come on the show to "get up to speed," but the Loophole Lady has only succeeded in making a weird situation even more bizarre.