Granny and Lemie's Bizarre Origin Story Involves Drugs and Theft
Hosts reveal Granny and Lemie met when she was a drug addict trying to steal from a house — and he 'saved' her by offering to let her move in despite pooping in a cooler.
The podcast uncovered the strange origin story of Granny and Lemie's relationship. According to the discussion, Lemie was a drug addict who was attempting to steal items from a house, and that's how the two first crossed paths. One host summarized the situation crudely: "Granny basically came in and saved this piece of [] Lemie from her horrible existence and said, 'Let me take you. I poop in a cooler.' And she's like, 'Oh, thank God. That's so much better than my situation now.'" The hosts then analyzed a Microsoft Paint graph — apparently created by Granny himself — charting both his and Lemie's "happiness" over time starting from when they met in 2015. The graph purportedly shows Lemie's happiness nearly tripling after moving in with Granny, credited to the "emotional and physical support and love that he showed her." The segment took a turn when Granny reportedly claimed that disc golf was the start of his downfall, prompting one host to quip, "Hippies, man."