Granny Presents Scientific Graph Proving Lemie Ruined His Life
Granny unveils a bar graph tracking his and Lemie's life success over time, showing Lemie at 'rock bottom' while claiming 'Lemie dragged down Granny in the end.'
In a bizarre segment, Granny presented a homemade bar graph tracking the relative life success of himself and his ex-partner Lemie over time. Blue lines represent Lemie and red lines represent Granny, with a black 'nirvana' line representing peak euphoria. The graph purported to show that when they first met, Granny was 'doing pretty awesome' while Lemie was 'a piece of []' with very skinny bars. The graph's current-day data points were particularly damning for Lemie, showing she is 'using illicit drugs, addicted to all kinds of []' and has 'lost custody of her children.' The hosts noted that Lemie has children from other relationships beyond the one she shares with Granny. When one host pointed out the obvious bias — 'Granny is the one doing the graph' — another defended it, saying 'Ralph is right. This is science. He's the one doing all the hard work figuring out the calculations of happiness and success.' The segment ended with a jab at Granny's current living situation, with someone noting 'That guy lives in a garage, sir.'