Stuttering John’s Rodney’s Show Struggles with Only 16 Tickets Sold
"Why would somebody buy a ticket to a Stuttering John show when he’s notorious... for cancelling his shows at the last minute?" – Tookie
Stuttering John Melendez’s upcoming comedy appearance at Rodney’s is facing significant ticket sales challenges. As of the recording, only 16 tickets had reportedly been sold for the event, which was less than a week away. Critics argued that John’s reputation for canceling shows at the last minute has severely hindered his ability to move tickets in advance. The show’s logistics are further complicated by John’s apparent lack of travel and lodging arrangements. There were no confirmed reports of John purchasing a plane ticket to New York, and he reportedly did not have a confirmed hotel. Tookie suggested that John’s typical patterns involving travel delays or credit card issues had not yet surfaced, casting doubt on his actual attendance. A point of contention arose between Vince the Lawyer and a benefactor known as Miss Judy regarding John’s accommodations. Vince reportedly suggested John stay at his office gym or on a sofa, but Miss Judy initially rejected the idea of paying for a "Four Seasons" room. The sources imply John might end up sleeping on a Bowflex machine in Vince’s gym if more suitable arrangements are not made. In a bizarre promotional twist, Vince the Lawyer claimed to have purchased a billboard in Times Square featuring John's image. While some suspected the image was AI-generated, others suggested Vince might have spent up to $1,000 on the 16-second hourly display. Despite the low sales and lack of lodging, John reportedly remained optimistic, telling others that "everyone’s going to buy it the day of".