Elisa Jordana

Also known as: Elisa Schwartz, Ms. Howard Stern, Elisa, Kermit Mom

Elisa Jordana's path into the Dabbleverse began through the Howard Stern Show, where she became a recurring on-air presence thanks to her relationship with writer and on-air personality Benjy Bronk. Born Elisa Schwartz, she had a brief career in the music industry as a member of the dance-pop group Cobra Starship before pivoting toward media and entertainment. Her appearances on the Stern Show were frequent enough that she became known as 'Ms. Howard Stern' -- a title that reflected both her comfort on the air and the audience's recognition of her as a Stern Show character in her own right. The Benjy Bronk relationship (roughly 2013-2019) was central to her Stern Show identity. Benjy, one of the show's most eccentric staffers, brought Elisa into the orbit of Howard Stern's audience, and their relationship drama played out on-air in ways that blurred the line between genuine personal conflict and content creation. Their breakup did not end her association with the Stern universe, but it did push her toward building her own independent platform. After the Bronk era, Jordana relocated to Los Angeles and launched 'Kermit and Friends,' a Sunday livestream variety show named after her pet. The show featured interviews, musical performances, and the kind of chaotic, unscripted interactions that attracted a small but dedicated audience. She billed it as the 'adult version of Sesame Street' -- a colorful, unpredictable show that leaned into absurdist comedy and confrontational guest segments. While never a ratings powerhouse, Kermit and Friends became a hub for Dabbleverse-adjacent

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Elisa Jordana highlights

  • Howard Stern Show Era (2013-2019): Through her relationship with writer Benjy Bronk, Jordana became a frequent on-air presence on the Stern Show, earning the nickname 'Ms. Howard Stern.' Their relationship drama provided recurring content, and her comfort on-air made her a recognizable Stern Show character.
  • Kermit and Friends (2020-Present): Jordana launched her own Sunday livestream variety show from Los Angeles, billing it as an 'adult Sesame Street.' The show features interviews, music, and chaotic unscripted moments, attracting Dabbleverse figures including Stuttering John, Karl Hamburger, and various Stern alumni as guests.
  • The Andy Dick Engagement (2021-2022): Jordana and troubled comedian Andy Dick announced their engagement, which was widely suspected to be a publicity stunt. The relationship produced bizarre livestream content and mainstream tabloid coverage before dissolving amid allegations of mutual manipulation and exploitation.
  • Stuttering John Encounters (Ongoing): Jordana's interactions with Stuttering John range from flirtatious to confrontational. She once showed up uninvited at his house, prompting John to threaten to call the police. Each encounter generates clips that circulate through the Dabbleverse ecosystem.
  • Arrest and Battery Conviction (2024): During a YouTube livestream, Jordana was involved in a physical altercation with a man that was captured on camera and went viral. She was arrested and later pleaded guilty to battery, adding real-world legal consequences to her chaotic streaming persona.

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