Ethan Ralph Declares War on Dabbleverse Over Scarlett Hampton
Ethan Ralph erupts after being called 'human garbage' by Kumia for how he treated ex-girlfriend Scarlett Hampton, threatening the entire Dabbleverse and MLC.
Ethan Ralph was watching MLC when Scarlett Hampton — his ex-girlfriend — appeared as a guest. Kumia and Mr. Panhandler (Dick Handler) called Ralph 'human garbage' while sticking up for Scarlett, which set Ralph off on a furious rant. Ralph fired back with a wrestling-style promo: 'I may be human garbage, but when it comes to this microphone, I run this... I got more entertainment in the tip of my pinky finger than you have. If they cloned 100,000 of you, you could not equal that tip of that pinky.' Ralph then escalated by picking fights with the entire Dabbleverse and MLC. He gave Kevin Brennan 'slight credit' while simultaneously calling him a 'cantankerous' person whose brother outshines him in every way. Ralph warned Brennan that the next thing out of his mouth better be a joke and not a serious attack, saying 'some of this y'all ain't joking. Stay the [expletive] out of my life.' The hosts noted the irony of Ralph laying down rules about what is and isn't acceptable to joke about, with one commenting: 'You guys writing down the rules to making fun of Ethan Ralph? I've been following them my whole life and intend on continuing.' Ralph also threatened Zumok (Chad), saying 'you're getting [expletive] up' and bizarrely claiming he's not the only one who can show up at somebody's house.