Stutter John Funding Lifestyle With Home Equity Line

John Melendez has reportedly taken out a home equity line of credit to pay his bills and purchase Coors Light.

The episode kicks off with breaking news about John Melendez, also known as Stutter John. Dabbling Doofus tweeted out, with credit to officer Mihof23, that Melendez is funding his lifestyle by taking out a home equity line of credit. Since he is no longer reading $2 insults for income, he has turned to borrowing against his home to pay the bills and buy Coors Light.