Patrick Melton (Nobody Likes Onions)

Also known as: Patrick Melton, Pat Melton, NLO

Patrick Melton's Nobody Likes Onions podcast is one of the longest-running podcasts in the medium's history, having launched well before podcasting became mainstream. What began as an independent comedy and commentary show evolved over the years into a Dabbleverse documentation powerhouse, with Patrick dedicating significant airtime to covering the personalities, feuds, and absurdity that define the ecosystem. NLO's transformation into a Dabbleverse-adjacent show happened organically. As Patrick became aware of the interconnected web of podcast drama surrounding WATP, Stuttering John, and the broader community, he found a rich vein of content that aligned perfectly with his commentary style. His approach is thorough and methodical -- Patrick doesn't just report on drama, he traces the threads, connects the dots, and provides context that helps his audience understand the full picture of any given feud or meltdown. Patrick's coverage of the Steel Toe/Chad Zumock feud became some of the most comprehensive documentation of that saga. As Aaron Imholte's Steel Toe Morning Show and Chad Zumock's various antics collided in increasingly dramatic fashion, NLO served as a running chronicle of the conflict. Patrick broke down the escalations, the legal threats, the on-air confrontations, and the fallout with a level of detail that made NLO the go-to source for anyone trying to keep up with the feud. His appearances on Who Are These Podcasts brought him into direct contact with the WATP audience, and the crossover worked naturally. Patrick's commentary style -- informed, opinionated, a

Profile updated 2026-10-18.

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